The maid of honor just puked.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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