Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Bring me that man meat
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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