are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize