oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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