your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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