i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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