"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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