He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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