For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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