At least make sure they are 18
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life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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