The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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