maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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