Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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