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I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome