too bad you live with your parents still
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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