Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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