that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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