How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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