I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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