i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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