Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Randomize
