i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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