i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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