Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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