have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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