I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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