Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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