I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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