i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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