yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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