wake up i wanna do it froggy style
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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