he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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