and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
me + whiskey = a bad person
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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