Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
