whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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