Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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