had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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