sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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