when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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