Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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