Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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