We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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