he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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