erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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