i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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