Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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