remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
