your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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