i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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