Sponge bath it is.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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