I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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