hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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