...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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