Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He? As in you personified your dick?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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