I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i love accidental penises.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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