She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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